Saturday 28 February 2009

opps

while reading that last post i can see just how many mistakes there were. sorry every one.
my only excuse is that i was feeling sorry for my self as my throat hurt....
i know not much of one there but.................. my computer hasn't been fixed as much as i though it had, internet is just about working, is not slower than should be expect, but any .exe files don't seem to work and my video isn't working at all, i have a feeling the framework is messed up,,, (any ideas?)(Simon or any one else with computer knowledge who reads this????)

Friday 27 February 2009

Understanding

after going out last night and having one drink before returning home, i have found out what makes school teachers and kindergarten teaches different.

the other teachers have different classes each day so they dont bond with the children, they are seening roughly 2000 kids per week and have no connection with the kids, nore is one needed. however the other kindergarten'ers do, this bond is vital for the little kids to learn and to become familiar with the english language being spoken,
today i am going out to buy a english dvd as i have mostly fixed my laptop (last night i got came in and started pleying around with it, installing and un-installing different things) Yay. a working laptop.. i still havent been able to connect my camera to the computer, i think i will have to pick up a card reader and do it that way.

my flu is getting worse, now my noise is blocked up, my throat hurts, and my head feels a tad worse for wear.

i am now fast running out of cheap paricetamols, and good deodorant.

The city today is very smoggy, or foggy i cannot tell which. but i can not see 150 meters to the sky scraper on the end of the compound, (a little lie there, i can see the out line of the base but to vanishes into white after the 5,6 or 7th floor, i cannot tell which as i cannot see the windows)

I better start packing today. cannot wait to see my new apartment, as it is closer to the edge of the city i should get a really nice one, but i think it will be smaller than my current flat. ooo the anticipation.

Lost my kids today

Today i have lose my kids. i feel surprisingly sad. I have a bond with all 60 of them, even if the bond isnt a good one. saying good bye to them all was heart breaking,

Below (i hope they will be below this time) are some pictures of the brightest 5 year old i have ever seen, can speak, read and write english, chinese and pinyin,
There she and her friend are holding up some of there work, then i had the students make paper aeroplanes, then had them all stand up, put there hands in the air, jump and scream and shake there hands around, the whole class woke up at this point. although i may have got them a bit to hyperactive. still, i had a good time and they had a good time and the TA's and english and chinese teachers went mad as they tryed to control the students. but a quick glance at me and my antics soon got them back into a load rabble. hehehe, i have been asked to come back by one of the teaches when i have some free time, i think i will.
Well im off to the bar now to try and cheer myself up with some other teachers.
bye bye




Monday 23 February 2009

transfer?

Firstly a big hello to the people who joined me on the TEFL course in england, i am glad you have taken the time out to come and read what is going on with me (also to every one else a big hello as well(dont want you feeling left out now))

i may be transferred to the other side of the city as i will be starting my new post in the new kindergarten on monday, so i will have to leave my lovely big flat,,,, we will wait and wee, there was tlak of a private car taking me to and from work each day, but if that is the case then i will have to also force that i am taken home during lunches and brought back again, i am not spending 5.1/2 hours of my lunch break sitting in the staff room.. no way...

my marking yesterday went very well and my class's this morning went well. Amy, one of the sweetest kids i have, has finally returned to school after being ill, only for another one of the good children to be off,,,, these are the kids i will miss when i leave this post to go to another, however, with such a new position the first months classes will be easy as there will only be 4 or so children in each class. my current classes are any where up to 30.
(not easy keeping control of so many kids)


my lessons this after noon will consist of a basic lesson in english followed by much praise for there pictures (most of the pics from the year below are better) and a shouting competition, TODAY IS COLD, YOU CAN EAT SNOW, DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW.
All very entertaining and the kids understand but the adults do not,,,, even though they may translate. i think there is something with age here that makes your imagination deteriorate at a rapid level.

Still i get my good TA today, the TA is actually a english teacher but she is so good that i have roped her into being a TA for what is meant to be her free period.

most the TA's here haven't been trained (well except in university) and dont understand you unless you put on an american accent.

I am going to do a seating plan, this will annoy the children no end, but the kids at the back of the class dont know there alphabet yet. and there for are falling more and more behind, while the ones at the front of the class and the right hand side are now very good at english, hey can read and speak and are starting to learn how to write,

Pics of class







This is one of my classes i have, they are drawing pic's for me to look at and choose the best one.... doing this worked so well i added it to my next class, in fact all i did to day as have children drawing. very use full for a monday,

Below are pics of my pre school class, and a teacher doing my job for me while i walked around taking photo's

Saturday 21 February 2009




follow on from last post

any way as i was saying
interesting things.
While out and about, in a taxi, on the main roads. beggars will come up to the window of the car. however as the glass is tinted they have no idea if the taxi has any one in it, i have seen someone tapping on a window on the other side of a taxi, but where i was sitting facing the sun, i could see the taxi was unoccupied. and she stayed there until the lights turned green.

they have a interesting way of advertising unlike any i have seen, in a unmarked car sitting at the lights (again) a guy comes running down the middle of the duel carriage way popping business cards through open windows and jamming them into the seal when the window is closed, this happened on the first day when a car was sent to pick me up., i couldnt help but laugh,

people love to be seen with westerners, even when walking along the road you will oftern get people walking right beside you going at whatever pace you are, and when you stop to look at your phone they will walk for 1 or 2 more paces stop and look round at you, (as if you are walking some where together) then when you start walking when you draw even they will walk with you again, not to close to pickpocket you but close enough for any one who is watching to think you are friends,

Taxi drivers will oftern let you off a few RMB when going to school, being a teacher you are held with high regard, ever other time they charge you to the 0.1p.. yes thats right 1 tenth of a penny.

the lowest note value is 5p and the lowest coin value is 0.1p, the highest note value (the big red one that looks a bit like a 50pound note) is 10.00 pounds. (sorry they dont have the pound sign on the keyboards here)

fire works are still exploding around the city.

if you want to get drunk and have a good night out, you can. just make sure you take with you 5 pounds, that will cover taxi's a packet of ciggy's, 11 pints of good beer, and still have change to get good food on the way home.

i am allowed to work in jeans and a t-shirt, as long as the jeans dont have holes in, if they do, make sure they arent to ig, if they are, make sure they match on both sides, if they dont, make sure your not late for work, if you are, make sure it doesn't happen again, if it dose, then dont worry about it to much. (a bit of a pain as i am the only person who turns up in a shirt and proper trousers, as this is most of what i brought.)

on the 450 pounds a month i get payed i can easily support 2 people and run the big 2 bed flat i have near the centre of the city. (except i buy things like rice cookers, flash mobile phones and next month a microwave,)

you cant get a proper slice of toast here, its all there really weird bread that tastes very sugary.

while doing the washing up i have developed a nasty rash, i got it checked out and the washing up liquid has caused hundreds of tiny cuts on the back of my hands where my skin is thinnest, (bloody stuff) so i have now invested in washing up gloves as when i stopped washing up to let my hands recover, Yang took over, even though i had bought a different brand of washing up liquid, i can see her hands and back are starting to develop the cuts, (she puts her hands on her back after washing, i think to dry them but im not to sure,,)

i am sitting in a internet cafe, eating lolly pops and smoking, in a soft arm chair thingy. (a bit like a mini sofa) and the key board dosent work very well, so i am constantly going back to repair my words.

Being white, when the guards stop you from entering somewhere and you just speak english, they get board and let you though, i made it to the third floor of the police station, looked in a few rooms on the way, got given a cigarette by a police man who tried to communicate with me, finally a police translator questioned my presence there. then had me escorted down the the ground floor, and the main desk. then sent to another police station to get my self registered,




Ok thats all for now. i will post some pics of my apartment up tomorrow... or later on tonight.

Friday 20 February 2009

ppic



well here are some pictures of hebei
The picture of the great big hole in the ground is an example of Chinese engineering.
It is right next to a bridge,,,(dosnt fill me with confidence)

and the other pic is of the some students from one of my classes as they are trying to form a horse shoe,

When it snows here, there are people i can see from my window that are on top of buildings cleaning the snow, ie throwing it down to the ground where people are walking, it becomes very tricky to get out of my complex without getting snow shovelled on to you.

While taxis are plentiful, between 7.30 and 9.00 i becomes impossible to get one. so i leave from work at 7.20 then wait around at work until 8.00 when my lesson starts. i tried waiting from one at 7.30 on my first day, but the chinese have no sense of order and as soon as one comes its a free for all,

Last night we (me and liyang) went to a club, there was live music there and when there wasnt live music there was the DJ playing and dancers got up onto stages that are mechanised and lift them above the ground, veyr entertaining, also at about 11.00 the lights were dimmed further and glow sticks were issued to every one free of charge.

Interesting things:
1) you can go out in a group of 6 people, all eat and have food taken away and have 4-5 creates of beer delivered to your table, (each create is 11 pints ish) and pay a wallet breaking £4.00 each.
and my computers gone into slow mo so i will update later.

Thursday 19 February 2009



Here is my teaching assistant, (one of 6 i have now) cutting napkins for the kids into smaller ones to save paper. :-) it would be one ply thick by the time she has finished, almost see through and around 3inchs square. good old chinese thinking.....

"you can have more if you give less" hahahaha..

any way this was more of a test pic to see if it works. my camera dosent upload to the computer so i will have to take more pics with my new phone. yay. i can look like a stupid tourist again. :-)

Tuesday 17 February 2009

teaching day 2

WAW
first class, and no bribes needed, amazing, i made full use of 1 of my two Teaching Assistants in that class room, the other seems to want to do other things and is a distraction to the kids, both classes went well in the morning.

Second class.
started ok, went bad, i brought out my bribe and it held there attention for about 30 seconds then they carried on, i think i may have made them a bit hyperactive, o well. i gave two sweets out at the end of class two one of my favourt in that class and another to a girl who didnt make as much noise as yesterday and was relativity well behaved, i am hoping that tomorrows class will go better as word spreads that sweets will be given out at the end of class for the best students.

well im jusst bout to head of to Blakes house to have a beer and talk about the job, he started kindergarten then left as he want to teach people a bit more........ sensible..... or something like that. i will find out tonight. he was on red bull for the first 2 weeks of kindergarten and as i havent touched a drop yet, i hope to have earnt a little respect.

any ways. i will check in with more details of hebei and life here in the next 3 days. many interesting and some funny things i have seen. i will try and get some pics up asap.

Good night all

Monday 16 February 2009

First teching lesson

first 2 classes were with the same students, 5-6years old.
Well, what can i say, my first day as a proper teacher, and they give me a book and said 1 lesson 1 week, i started quite confident, then after 20 seconds it became apparent the kids already knew what i was going to say, they know the lessons for the rest of the year already, that have done the work!!!!!!!!!!! bugger.

After 1 1/2 hours incorporating 2 lessons with the same class, not much was done but all the staff that were watching me could tell i was very uncomfortable and with no material to go with,,,,, i may have well been teaching all you who read this blog (ie the english born and bread) about counting 1-5, for 1.1/2 hours.
Then at the end of the lesson my AT come up to me and said i should not be getting the students out of there chairs as they are going to primary school next year and need to learn to sit still from start to finish, bugger..

i don't think many teachers could have seen the fight between 2 students with a chair, as the chair went flying toward the door. and a stunned math teacher narrowly avoided getting her knee's damaged, while coming to investigate the nose and lack of teacher presents from the rest of the school. bugger...



Then my lext lesson.
Went well, i was supposed to teach a 40 min class, but no one told me to stop and no bell went so i continued until dinner time, all 4-5 year old students completely over whelmed by this mad english man who has just given them there longest lesson in there lives, i would like to thank the guy before me who nipped in and went through all my material for the lesson to the kids leaving me with nothing again, however, head shoulders knees and toes proved very useful for about 10 mins (tomorrow i am going over that and doing wheels on the bus,,, oh yes, that old classic), followed by what colours is this, followed by, there some colours on the floor, run to green, run to yellow,
However this class was not all bad as there were some very sweet students in there, desperate for my approval, at the end of the class, one girl asked me to put on her coat for her, i did so and found my self with 4 more coats being sent in my direction.
2 girls and 1 boy stood out, one of the girls was constantly running to me when ever i said ok. and the other girl was so shy she didnt say a word all lesson, until the end then spoke for about 2 mins without a break to me.... unfortunately i only understood a few words as it was in chinese,..,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.
the boy tryed very hard to get me to pick him for every activity, when i did he would sit there not understanding what i have just asked of the class and asked for volunteers for.

Tomorrow. i have a plan, i went and spend 10RMB (1pound) on sweet stuff, ie chinese sweets, so i can bribe my classes to behave and make nose when i need it and silence when i request it.
The perfect solution, as i learnt over and over at the TEFL and in my course while being here, BRIBE YOUR KIDS AND YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY TO MUCH ABOUT ANY THING ELSE.........

Tomorrows lesson should be very different, also i am including colouring and a animal recognition type thing,,, all should be smooth, if not then i will have to invest in better bribes...
will probably log in to tomorrow and let you know how the bribes have worked.... till then

Bye all....

what is happening at the moment, is when i come to use my computer it breaks after 5 mins, so i write every thing in the internet cafe first, email to my self then post it online when i get home as the internet cafe doesn't allow cookies so i cannot log into my blog from here,,, difficult or what???.. night night all

Friday 13 February 2009

training

well, Thursdays training went very well, i was bord by the end of the day, but yesterday (friday) when we all had to do our demo's,
during the run thought of what you are planning to do, the instructors and senior teachers said "i want to be in kindergarten with you as a teacher"
I thought this was a good sign.

Then i had the demo:
o dear, while not having any kids the senior teachers, teachers, teaching assistants, some of the top TTLV people, all pretended to be kindergartners.
The i lost control after about 5 mins and i constantly had to tell my TA of what was going on and to fetch the students who just wondered out the lesson.
after the lesson.
i was made to stand up in front of all while the criticised me.
This was:
"we decided to treat you like shit, and give you the hardest time, we are sorry for that, normally you would get a TA that is experienced and you wont have to keep telling them what to do, they are used for translation and crowd control.
however, you have performed very well and in our opinion you are more than ready for the job. well done"

So i passed that test, and i dont have to work weekend like the other teachers, YES
My hours co-inside with the parents picking up and dropping of there kids, (hummm am i a status symbul more than any thing else?)
GOna go as computers now stupidly slow. speak on monday.. bye for now

Sunday 8 February 2009

Hebei

Well i am here.
I have been well greeted by the school who have been very help full. i have had plumbers carpet fitters and a computer tech to fix my internet connection.

The other teaches seem very nice and i have been given the kinder garden position as they think i have enough energy to keep up.

my apartment is big. two bedroom for my self and a nice kitchen and toilet area...

i have training on thursday and friday then start on monday.
Liyang is ment to join my on friday but i am not sure if she will...
it was great to see her again if only for a couple of hours.

today is the lantern festival, IE people have been blowing things up since 8 am and it continues all around the city, if i stayed in bed i could well be waking up in a war zone as it isnt to dissimilar.

apparently the chinese have fired a rocket at the clouds to bring rain to the northern areas that are currently in drought.
not sure if i believe that... the city is looking very mercky today but that is mostly due to the amount of smoke let of by these rockets and bangers that are constantly exploding on my block.

honestly there stings of bangers that last about a minute each sound like a machine gun.
Mike a teacher that lives next door, went out drinking last night, i heard from him today at around 12 that his head was in agony from the constant explosions,
with every large rocket fired the after affects are more bangers, also the entire city falls into a car alarm paradise.

Imagine new years eve /day 12:01 and multiply that for every second in the day.
NOT GOOD

the people in this city seem to be keen to be seen with a white man, on my first day (2 hours after i arrived) i went ot eat with simon, (a chinese guy who is my tour guide) and i noticed 3 girls taking pictures of me from the other side of the restaurant, then 2 came up to me and asked if they could have their picture taken with me. all very interesting and kinda socking. .
still great fun.
i hear from the other teaches her that if you go to a club/ pub you do not need to bring any money, as all drinks are free to white people.


so far i have met people form EF (english first) hutchins (my company) and another one that i forget now.
I also met people from the local university, they get payed 2000 RMB and have to find there own accommodation, EF get around 6000 and have to find there own accommodation, i get 4500 and a free large apartment in the city centre, 2 free bikes, and the tax is taken care of by the school.
I have got it quite nice here.
in shanghai i avoided buying a good phone, it turns out this was a good idea as i have now bought a phone that can take 2 simcards at the same time, do the internet and QQ (the local chat, msn thing) and touch screen and all the bits and bobs for 700RMB around £70.

i can eat for around 5RMB and every thing is alot cheaper than shanghai, even phone calls. 1.5quai or 0.1p per min, amazingly cheap if you only ring in Hebei province.
I must dash as SunShine is picking me up and taking my somewhere,,,,,,, Dont know where.............. to do something, i dont know what............. all very strange,


SunShine is my translator / teaching assistant / PA, she is organising every thing and even tuned my tv to get English channels, 21 years old and has a seance of humour. ( i did make the mistake of making a joke and then trying to explain it, some where i mentioned it was humourus,, then i got asked about humour, to which i said i could not explain the meaning as chinese didnt have this.... she looked it up and told me off....) hehehehehe. poor girl,


i will be on here more than once a week as long as my laptop is working, so feel free to look more then once a week.

Monday 2 February 2009

Arrival in china

I am now in china,
It is not that cold here, ( i am in Shanghai at the mo, so that will change when i go 800km north)

Today
I feel strangely comfortable while walking down the street, looking around while walking at a slow pace, no rush and not much to do, with no threatening groups of drunken yobs hanging around. if only every where could be this peaceful.

I went to the bars i used to go to and found out that most people are gone for the new year, but i have been welcomed back with open arms and free drinks.
On Saturday i take the trip north to settle down and start work on Tuesday, now i am here i am not nearly as nervous as i was before leaving, There must be something in the food,,,,,, or drinks.... :-D

finding a internet connection is harder than it used to be, people are now securing their networks. this is not a good thing. i refuse to pay for it. ;-)

any how, i will speak to you all when i am in Hebei and i find a network i can hack.

Please feel free to email me directly or leave posts. Mjbowman07@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks every one

A happier Mark